Tag: people
group name: amusingmusings
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April 30, 2006 01:43 PM EDT --
1. I was born dead. When my heart stopped beating during delivery, they knocked my mom out, removed me with forceps and spent 2 minutes reviving me. The jury is still out as to if there . . .
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April 05, 2006 11:20 AM EDT --
Clutching my seventy-five cent deli corn dog, my body hanging precariously in mid air, I realized that time had stopped – which was convenient because it gave me both the opportunity to reflect on . . .
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March 16, 2006 09:10 PM EST --
While wondering through the aisles of the grocery store I noticed a display case in the pharmacy area. In the case were yellow bottles with a grinning monkey, giving a thumbs up. His butt is very large . . .
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July 30, 2007 12:11 AM EDT --
A friend forwarded this to me, and I thought it was funny.
ou have to read this one!
Cancel your credit card before you die......
Now some people are really stupid!!!! Be sure and cancel your . . .
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April 27, 2006 07:23 AM EDT --
I have great expectations about returning west of the Rockies. Having spent the first 40 years of my life in the Los Angeles area, I got used to things being a certain way. The mayo label said "Best . . .
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April 29, 2006 10:02 AM EDT --
I was sitting in traffic, two cars away from the left turn lane I needed to get on the freeway and go home for the weekend. It was rainy. Everyone was in as big a hurry as I was. I don't know . . .
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June 12, 2006 08:21 PM EDT --
I Wish You a Wedding to Forget
by
Aileen Fish
Originally published in the Newhall (CA) Signal, March 9, 1989.
I can't believe my brother wants to get married this June. It's not the normal . . .
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April 04, 2006 07:04 PM EDT --
It has recently come to my attention that children obtain most of their social cues and even some of their learning by observing their parents. For some reason I was either not given that information or . . .
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June 27, 2007 03:06 PM EDT --
A few weeks ago, while playing "airplane" with my grandson (now a hefty 23 pound 11 month old) I experienced what can only be classified as a life-changing event. My body decided . . .
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May 12, 2006 02:36 PM EDT --
Last night I was out with friends. Four of them are conservatives, one of them is an uber liberal, and I like to think for myself as a moderate. Just kidding, but I am about as middle of the road as one . . .
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July 28, 2006 02:42 PM EDT --
If you've been reading my articles on manifestation, hopefully you have been looking at what you want in your life and how to get it. Many of us start thinking about the lottery when we think big. . . .
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April 15, 2006 11:12 PM EDT --
My husband redeemed himself for not doing anything for me on my birthday last Sunday. This evening he surprised me with a new memory card for my camera, (800+ pictures!)
dinner at my favorite restaurant . . .
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October 18, 2006 12:19 AM EDT --
Click click clack click click… fingers flying over the keys. My deadline was 4:00 P.M. Thursday, and it was Wednesday. I was in the Zone; the fabled groove; words flowing forth like honey, . . .
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March 25, 2006 10:20 PM EST --
*our house
6 years ago we bought our first home. It is 79 years old and it shows. Over the years many, many owners have moved in and did what they thought was remodeling; I'll explain.
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June 24, 2006 05:55 PM EDT --
After finishing my own laundry this morning, I set to work on my daughter's. It needed doing. It's not as if she can't do it during this, her week off. But I wasn't doing anything else, . . .
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November 03, 2006 11:25 PM EST --
This afternoon I was making my way home after lunch, driving the speed limit in the center lane of a three-lane expressway, when another driver pulled out from a side street without looking; . . .
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May 05, 2006 12:35 AM EDT --
Some More of Me (100 Things about me)
Here's some details of events in my life that could be interesting --or not.
26. I was 2<sup>nd</sup> chair French horn in high school and college . . .
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September 12, 2006 10:06 PM EDT --
My favorite Bible chapter is Leviticus 15. I am outraged that most current people, who believe every thing in the Bible do not follow this chapter. It specifically states in Leviticus . . .
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December 17, 2006 07:19 PM EST --
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by
a truck and dies.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. . . .
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March 24, 2006 09:41 PM EST --
This evening as I was throwing trash out, a very large, rotund raccoon scared the living day lights out of me. I opened the lid and was getting ready to swing the trash bag in, when he popped his bandit . . .
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