Tag: funny
group name: amusingmusings
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May 13, 2006 07:08 AM EDT --
This was told me by a friend in Texas who was told this tale by an online friend in Michigan who received it from .... Well you get the picture and I hope you enjoy this funny tale.
A priest, a Pentecostal . . .
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April 12, 2008 06:34 PM EDT --
Dumbest State Laws Part 4
New Mexico: State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.
New York: New Yorkers . . .
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April 12, 2008 06:37 PM EDT --
Dumbest State Laws Part 5
South Dakota: Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden.
Tennessee: Driving is not . . .
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March 16, 2006 09:10 PM EST --
While wondering through the aisles of the grocery store I noticed a display case in the pharmacy area. In the case were yellow bottles with a grinning monkey, giving a thumbs up. His butt is very large . . .
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April 12, 2008 06:28 PM EDT --
Dumbest state laws part 1
Alabama: It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
Alaska: No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
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April 12, 2008 06:30 PM EDT --
Dumbest State Laws Part 2
Hawaii: Billboards are outlawed.
Idaho: Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
Illinois: You may be arrested for vagrancy . . .
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April 12, 2008 06:32 PM EDT --
Dumbest State Laws Part 3
Massachusetts: It is illegal to give beer to hospital patients.
Michigan: Adultery is illegal, but can only be punished upon a complaint by the . . .
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January 06, 2007 11:28 AM EST --
I enjoyed these when I found them posted on a website.
March Planned For Next August
Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip
Patient At Death's . . .
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September 21, 2006 08:01 PM EDT --
This one is on my computer. I don't know where it came from but I got a laugh out of it. I hope you do too.
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told . . .
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June 12, 2006 11:59 PM EDT --
Challenge - create a funny new computer virus profile definition.
I received these 'funny' computer virus names from a friend.
Some were clever, but I thought that the resourceful . . .
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September 12, 2006 10:06 PM EDT --
My favorite Bible chapter is Leviticus 15. I am outraged that most current people, who believe every thing in the Bible do not follow this chapter. It specifically states in Leviticus . . .
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December 17, 2006 07:19 PM EST --
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by
a truck and dies.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. . . .
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March 10, 2006 09:55 PM EST --
My daughter has the flu and that means she is acting like a very large baby. Can't blame her, she's just like me. She gave me the pouty lip and asked if I would go get her stuff to make "dirt." . . .
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September 17, 2006 08:24 PM EDT --
I saw this on another web site and thought it was cute.
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full o f money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted . . .
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October 15, 2006 02:36 AM EDT --
I received this in an email.-
COMPANY POLICY TO ALL EMPLOYEES:
As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel. Under . . .
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October 21, 2006 08:59 PM EDT --
my wifes nephew just email me this one. It got a laugh out of me.
The bug
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his
deplorable infidelity when suddenly . . .
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November 14, 2006 03:36 AM EST --
These were on my computer. They probably all came in emails.
Blondes
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man . . .
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November 29, 2006 11:46 PM EST --
You Think English is Easy?
I found this posted on another website. Author unknown.
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The . . .
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January 11, 2007 07:09 PM EST --
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read.
~Groucho Marx~
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June 21, 2007 03:44 PM EDT --
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Mother, . . .
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